Geography jokes
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Hello, America!
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Kenya believe it?
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary