Geography jokes
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Hello, America!
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Kenya believe it?
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.