Genetics jokes
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Down syndrome sucks!
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.