Genetics

Genetics jokes

Hand

It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.

On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.

Autism

Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

Incest

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Memes

Orphan

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

DNA

Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩

Teacher

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

Fighter

What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?

Downy unstopables.

Chromosome

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Chromosome

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Incest

Incest

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Son

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

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