Genetics

Genetics Jokes

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.

Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!