Genetics jokes

The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.

What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool? Posiedown.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.

What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?

You can hear a hormone.

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

What do you call a downie superhero?

Chromo-doner.

If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.

If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.

What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?

Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.

Them: "You're ugly."

Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."

I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.