Genetics

Genetics Jokes

Autism

Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

Orphan

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

DNA

Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩

Incest

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Teacher

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

Chromosome

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Chromosome

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Test

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

Son

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Fighter

What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?

Downy unstopables.