Genetics jokes
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Memes
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?