Genetics jokes
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
Incest is wincest.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.