What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Genetics Jokes
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
