Genetics

Genetics jokes

Doctor

  • Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

    Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!

    Hairline

  • Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

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  • Inbreeding

  • Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

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  • Inbreeding

  • I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.

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  • Son

  • Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

    I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

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