Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Im related to diarrhea it runs in my geans
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Touch Down.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
What do Orphans and sperm donor kids have in Calmin They don't have dads
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist. On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat?💩
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures the results come back
UNKNOWN
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
