Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Touch Down.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
This person has Down syndrome.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
