Genetics

Genetics jokes

Incest

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

Baby

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

Syndrome

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

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  • Butt

    My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

    I got it from her when I was born.

    Son

    If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.

    Dog

    Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

    Asian

    Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?

    Because two wrongs don’t make a white.

    Hairline

    Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

    Blood

    Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.

    Son: Really?

    Also 2 hours later:

    Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.

    Mom: Son, I-

    Family

    Your sister is your mother.

    Your father is your brother.

    You all shag one another.

    The Inbred family.

    Baby

    Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.