I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Down syndrome sucks!
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
