Genetics jokes

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

What do you call a white person from Africa?

Albino.

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Down syndrome sucks!

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.

Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.

If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.

LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.

What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?

Downy unstopables.

Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?