Genetics

Genetics jokes

"I think my baby is so similar to me!"

"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

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  • Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

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  • Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.

    Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

    Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.