I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures the results come back
UNKNOWN
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Im related to diarrhea it runs in my geans
