Genetics jokes

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

"I think my baby is so similar to me!"

"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"

What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?

Chromostone.

What do you call a downie superhero?

Chromo-doner.

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

What do you call a white person from Africa?

Albino.

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Down syndrome sucks!

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.

Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.

If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.

LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.