Genetics jokes
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Down syndrome and brownies.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Down syndrome sucks!
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!