Genetics jokes
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool? Posiedown.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish? A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.