Genetics jokes
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.