Genetics jokes
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Touch Down.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It鈥檚 their funny face.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What is Alabama鈥檚 family tree? A circle.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
Down syndrome and brownies.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.