Genetics jokes
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Down syndrome and brownies.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Why does my brother have no mom?
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.