Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
Genetics Jokes
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
