Genetics jokes
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.