Genetics jokes
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩