Genetics jokes
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why does my brother have no mom?
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.