If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea. It runs in our jeans.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
