Genetics

Genetics jokes

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.

On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.