Genetics

Genetics Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Asian

Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?

Because two wrongs don’t make a white.

Baby

Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.

Chromosome

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Body Part

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.

Chromosome

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Family

Your sister is your mother.

Your father is your brother.

You all shag one another.

The Inbred family.

Johnny

One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.

No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.

His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.

Baby

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

Incest

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.