Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea. It runs in our jeans.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
