Genetics jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 馃槇.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It鈥檚 their funny face.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.