Genetics jokes
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Incest is wincest.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.