Genealogy jokes
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
POV: Her name is Alli.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.