Genealogy

Genealogy jokes

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.