Genealogy jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
I had a dad.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.