New Genealogy Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-

I had a dad.

What is an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

What do you call an orphan family tree?

A tree stump.

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.

Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A: A stump.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.

I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.

Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.

She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.

Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!