Gender jokes
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
modern feminism.