Gender jokes
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.