Gender jokes
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.