My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Gender Jokes
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
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What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
modern feminism.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
