Gender jokes
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
modern feminism.