Gender jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.