Gender jokes

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."

It's really funny, read through everything slowly.

Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.

I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."

What sayd the man to the woman??

Go to the kitchen lol.

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!

"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."

What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?

Does it cycle now?

How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.

Cool kid: I slept with your sister.

Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.

Everyone else: :O

Seriously, who wants dicks?

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

Girl: You are gay.

Boy: Who says I’m gay?

Girl: You ARE GAY!

Boy: You are lesbian.

Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH

What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin!

Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

Women, go chop some lumber!

White people, get back into the cotton fields!

When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.

My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.