Gender jokes
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Seriously, who wants dicks?
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.