Gender jokes
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
Memes
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Seriously, who wants dicks?
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.