Gender Jokes

When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"

What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin!

Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

Women, go chop some lumber!

White people, get back into the cotton fields!

My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

The image contains a two-part meme. The first part shows a group of three penguins with the text "amy: 'oh I'm bisexual I like men and women!'" above them and "Wouldn't that make you" below. The second part is a close-up of one penguin's face with an angry expression and the text "a faggot who got rejected by both genders?" below.

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.

No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)

What's the difference between a rock and a woman?

The flat ones get skipped.

Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.

Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.