Gender jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

One of them has a POINT:)

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

"Not now, I have a headache."

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

I support men.

Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?

A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.

Flippity floppity, women are property.

1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!

Dad: Oh, OK!

2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.

Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?

Son: I do...

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.

What does a transgender call his/her parent?

Transparent.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."

How do you know when your wife is dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.