Gender jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
A blonde, redhead, and brunette are all sitting in a hospital's waiting room for ultrasounds.
After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, "What's with the giggling?"
The brunette replies, "I'm having a boy!"
The blonde and the redhead ask, "How do you know?"
"Because he was on top!" The brunette replies again.
The three go back to conversing, and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly.
"What's with the giggling?" The blonde and brunette ask.
"I'm having a girl!" The redhead replies.
"Well, how do you know?" The blonde and brunette ask again.
"I was on top!"
All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears.
"Oh, honey! What's wrong?" The redhead and brunette ask.
"I'm having puppies!"
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."