Gender jokes
A blonde, redhead, and brunette are all sitting in a hospital's waiting room for ultrasounds.
After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, "What's with the giggling?"
The brunette replies, "I'm having a boy!"
The blonde and the redhead ask, "How do you know?"
"Because he was on top!" The brunette replies again.
The three go back to conversing, and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly.
"What's with the giggling?" The blonde and brunette ask.
"I'm having a girl!" The redhead replies.
"Well, how do you know?" The blonde and brunette ask again.
"I was on top!"
All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears.
"Oh, honey! What's wrong?" The redhead and brunette ask.
"I'm having puppies!"
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.