What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
