Gender jokes
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.