Gender jokes

What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.

I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.

What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.

Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.

There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.

What do you do when a woman is choking?

Back up a couple inches.

Actually, Iron Man is female.

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

One's a superhero, one's a command.

Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?

A: Because he is a "herbefore."

What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.

Women suck (GET IT?!)

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

Mom: I'm getting you a dog!

Me: OMG REALLY?!

Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?

Me:...

Me: Bitch, please.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.

What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.