Gender jokes
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Memes
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.