What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
