Gender jokes
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.