Gender jokes

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.

Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?

A: The X-Men.

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

I have a lot of respect for trans women.

That surgery takes balls!

What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?

"Hello Ladies!"

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.

Actually, Iron Man is female.

A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

Why are there more female history teachers than male?

Because women like to bring up the past.

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.

What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

One of them has a POINT:)

Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.

(Like if you hate feminists.)