Gender jokes
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Actually, Iron Man is female.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.