Gender jokes

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.

A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?

"Hello Ladies!"

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

I have a lot of respect for trans women.

That surgery takes balls!

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

Why are there more female history teachers than male?

Because women like to bring up the past.

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.

What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

One of them has a POINT:)

What do the initials NOW stand for?

(A.) National Organization For Women

(B.) National Organization of Whores

(C.) All the above

Answer:

Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.

I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.