What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
