Gender jokes
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.