Gender jokes
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
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I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Woman can't drive.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.