Gender jokes
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Non-binary is a joke.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
imagine
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.