What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Women.
