What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Gender Jokes
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Female Rights?
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.
You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
