when the feminists find out that it humanity not huwomanity
What colour would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025
Orange bc their having a they/them baby
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
What's the difference between sex and gender.
you can't have gender with your sister.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a her before
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for new borns, not for teen agers.
"We are trans We are Gay We are lesbian We are Bi" We Do Not Care
