Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Whats the difference btwn football and rape? Women don't like football.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.
Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
There are 3 Genders
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
