My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Whats the difference btwn football and rape? Women don't like football.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!