Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Gender Jokes
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
