Gender jokes
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Actually, Iron Man is female.