If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
