Gender jokes
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.