Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Men
why do women rub there eyes when they wake up cuz they don't got balls to scratch
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
when your girlfriend tells you shes a guy "what bitch naw hell no"
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
