Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
