A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁
What does a transgender call his/her parent? Transparent.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Flippity floppity, women are property.
How many genders are there? One, women are property.
Wanna know something funny? - Women's rights
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
wanna hear a joke? woman's rights
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
