Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
There are now only Three genders: Male, Female and Stupid!
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
Why are nuts on boys
Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
