Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"