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Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

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    • What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

    If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

    Suck his balls.

    What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

    Suck a big cock.

    I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.

    Don’t bother me none, babe!

    Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!

    “Hol up”

    I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

    Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

    What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

    Womxn