What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders". The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food".
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
