Gender jokes
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.