Gay jokes
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
Memes
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.