Gay jokes
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
You're gay.
If you read this.
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."