Gay jokes
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Memes
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Your nan's gay.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.