Gay jokes
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
You're gay.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Ha, gay!
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
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