Gay jokes

I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.

Why am I gay?

Because I like mushrooms.

Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.

Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

LOL xD

You're gay, lol.

What do gay horses say?

"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"

Read this and you're gay.

Depression has been entered into your body.

You really gay. No questions added.

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

I'm gay.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

Three gay guys walk into a bar.

There is only one stool left, what do they do?

They flip the stool over.

Man, I hate the government.

What language do Gays speak?

HOMOGRAPHY maybe...