Gay

Gay jokes

Depression

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

Dad

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Paul Walker

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

Memes

Homophobe

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

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  • Stool

    Three gay guys walk into a bar.

    There is only one stool left, what do they do?

    They flip the stool over.

    Line

    Bully: Ur Gay.

    Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

    Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

    Phobia

    Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.

    Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*

    No phobia lasts forever 👌😂

    Dick

    How do you suck a dick?

    Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.

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  • Dome

    Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?

    A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.

    Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?

    A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.

    Boyfriend

    Why did my boyfriend leave me?

    Because he's gay.

    But why did he come back to me?

    Because I'm actually a guy :-)

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  • Nationalist

    What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

    Drug

    Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.