Gay jokes

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

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If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.

What do you call Hitler?

Gay.

Why are you gay? Because I said so!

You are gay.

I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.

Why am I gay?

Because I like mushrooms.

Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.

You're gay, lol.

What do gay horses say?

"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"

Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

LOL xD

Read this and you're gay.

Depression has been entered into your body.

You really gay. No questions added.

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

I'm gay.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"