Gay jokes
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
βThe Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.β
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they canβt be straight.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Memes
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? πΈ
cock teaser
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
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A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, βlet me guess, a little blood on the rocks?β
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
Bisexuals arenβt gay.
Bisexuals arenβt straight.
Theyβre graight! π
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
I'm gay.
Gay.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"