Gay jokes
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
I'm gay.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?