Gay jokes

Gay is a mental illness.

You're not thinking straight.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

What do you call a homosexual wrestler?

Gay Mysterio.

Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.

Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

You're all gay. HEHEHE!

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they're fucking assholes.

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.