Gay jokes
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Memes
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.