Gay jokes
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.