Gay jokes
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
Hoyt is gay.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I watch gay porn.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
My friends.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.