Gay jokes
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.