Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? πΈ
cock teaser
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! π π ππ π π πͺ πͺ π₯° π π π π π π β€οΈ π β£οΈ π π
Bisexuals arenβt gay.
Bisexuals arenβt straight.
Theyβre graight! π
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
I'm gay.
Gay.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Person 1: βYou assume Iβm gay because I have rainbow hair, Iβm wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?β
Person 2: βYou assume Iβm disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?β
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.
