Gay jokes
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
βThe Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.β
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
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Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym πͺ πͺ ποΈββοΈ or at the rest area βΏοΈ πΉ π½.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! π π ππ π π πͺ πͺ π₯° π π π π π π β€οΈ π β£οΈ π π
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? πΈ
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