Gay

Gay jokes

People

Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.

Mph

Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Doctor

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

Gay Man

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

Memes

Man

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? πŸ’Έ

cock teaser

Science

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

Refrigerator

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

Man

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! πŸ‘ πŸ™Œ πŸ‘πŸ‘ πŸ‘Œ πŸ‘Œ πŸ’ͺ πŸ’ͺ πŸ₯° 😊 πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜„ 😁 😍 πŸ’– ❀️ πŸ’– ❣️ πŸ’• πŸ’˜

Bar

A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, β€œlet me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”

Rubber

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

Bisexual

Bisexuals aren’t gay.

Bisexuals aren’t straight.

They’re graight! πŸ˜‚

Man

What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?

They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.

Guy

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

Condom

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"