Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! π π ππ π π πͺ πͺ π₯° π π π π π π β€οΈ π β£οΈ π π
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? πΈ
cock teaser
Bisexuals arenβt gay.
Bisexuals arenβt straight.
Theyβre graight! π
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
im gay
Gay
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Person 1: βYou assume Iβm gay because I have rainbow hair, Iβm wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?β
Person 2: βYou assume Iβm disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?β
