im gay
Gay
why cant gay people have hair lines? because its not straight.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer......gay
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
everyone take off your pride flags its already a new month
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
(Okay, actually improvised this time.)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
friend: Name one gay person off the top of you're head Me: Me