Gay jokes
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Memes
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.