Gay

Gay jokes

Robin

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

Dad

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

Memes

People

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

Mom

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

Batman

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Friend

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

Imposter

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

People

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

Dude

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they're fucking assholes.

Fashion Sense

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.