Gay jokes
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Memes
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.