You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
