Gay jokes
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
I hate straight people.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?