Gay jokes
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Ur mum gay.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
You're gay, except it...
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.