Gay jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Gay people.