Gay jokes
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Why can't gay men be handymen?
Because they'll be caulk fighting on the job.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.