Gay jokes
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Memes
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.