Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Your all gay HEHEHE
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
I threw a gay person into a fire, now we call him LGBBQ
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
