Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.
i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.
when you know you have a gay friend but you find out that they like you-
bro im so gay i can't even spell strait
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. They have to come out of the closet sometime
what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Bisexuals aren’t gay Bisexuals aren’t straight They’re graight 😂