Gay jokes
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why is Gennis gay?
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Your nan is gay.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
Boy, you gay?
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.