Gay jokes
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
Memes
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.