Gay jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.