Gay jokes
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.