Which way do gay men walk?
One direction
(Okay, actually improvised this time.)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Yo mama so gay she almost past away
Yo mum so gay she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay
The bully: your gay
The nerd: I am
The bully: yea
The nerd: than what are u
why do gay people get bad grades? because they dont get straight As
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
How can you get 3 homos to it on one barstool?
Turn it upside down
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Dad:Are you Gay? Kid:Yes. 10 days later. Kid:I’m going to my girlfriends house. Dad: I thought you were gay.? Kid:What’s wrong with you he’s the girly girl of our relationship dumba—Dad:Don’t swear and okay bud
Why could the orphan never be gay Because he had nobody to call daddy
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips 🥰. Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting 😍. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong 🥵.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What do you call an gay Megalodon
Magalogay
Why can’t orphans be gay?...
Because they have no one to call daddy
Is geroge gay.... Stephen Hawking approves
Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman
Bisexuals aren’t gay Bisexuals aren’t straight They’re graight 😂
Some guy asked me are you better then my meat, I said no im not better, i just beat it all the time
