Gay people would suck at war.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What did grant say? Im gay
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
being gay must be a pain in ass
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
the priest is gay
