Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Why did the boy put a chicken π in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. π
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus π. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: π How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" π So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.