Game jokes
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Memes
Who doesn‘t
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.