Game jokes
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Memes
Tom aint Tom
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!