Game jokes
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Baseball is awesome!
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂