Game jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.