Game jokes
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Bomb goes Uno.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What game did knights play most often?
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!