Game jokes
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Memes
Hhhhmmmmmm?
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.