Game jokes
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
sussy game artifact
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.