Game jokes
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.