Game jokes
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Memes
Sad but true
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Jenga.