Game

Game Jokes

Charizarding.

When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"

Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?

Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?

Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.

Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?

Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.

Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.