Game jokes
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Memes
Hhhhmmmmmm?
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.