Game jokes
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.