Amongus jokes
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
"Among Us," dada.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Sussy Amongus
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
"Among Us" tea water.
There is one rapist among us.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!