Amongus jokes

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

"Among Us," dada.

"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."

Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?

"Among Us" tea water.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

Friend 2: Yup.

Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

There is one rapist among us.