Game jokes
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.