Game jokes
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!