Game jokes
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Messi chiquito...
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What is baseball?
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.