What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Game Jokes
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
