Game jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Memes
mr bean is that you
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.