Game

Game Jokes

Orphan

Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.

Queen

Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

Roulette

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.

Fennec

Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?

They have the same hitbox.

Dad

Dad joke.

Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?

Because of a hole in one!

Homophobia

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

Orphan

Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.

In tennis, 0 points is love.

Orange

"Orange, orange, orange."

"Knock, knock."

"Orange."

"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Chess

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Monopoly

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

Emo

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.