Game jokes
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Memes
mr bean is that you
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"