Game jokes
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Basketballs are bigger than end.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
"Among Us," dada.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.