Game jokes

Basketballs are bigger than end.

"Among Us," dada.

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?

They have the same hitbox.

Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

What do orphans not see on a controller?

The home button.

Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?

He had no home to run to!

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

He didn't know where home was.

Why are Nepalese bad at chess?

Because someone already killed their king!

Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

I have no puns because I don't play soccer.

"Orange, orange, orange."

"Knock, knock."

"Orange."

"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"

What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.