Game jokes
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Memes
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.