Game jokes
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Fortnite Android Beta
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
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Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.