Game jokes
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Bomb goes Uno.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.
We had sex afterwards even though she lost.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.