Game jokes
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
hell be like
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.