Game jokes
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
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What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
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I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.