Game jokes
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
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I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
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