Game

Game jokes

Ball

What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?

I wanna kick some balls!

Memes

Sister

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

Orphan

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

Casino

I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.

Chess

Why do Arabs hate chess?

Because the queen is allowed to move freely.

Cube

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

Helen Keller

What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?

Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.

Undertale

What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?

DeterMIENATION

Shadow

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.