Game jokes
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
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Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.