What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
What is a photographers favourite card game?
SNAP!
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
Why do Arabs hate chess? Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
It's all fun and games until they start dancing
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
what is a orphans favoret game? soletare
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
Why can't the orphan run past third base: Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
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If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube? Both get hard when we play with them.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
girls: boys are like games there meant to get played boys: girls are like stones the flat ones get skipped
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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑
Do you play coc?
Because it’s a pretty good game
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
