What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Game Jokes
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
