Game jokes
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.