Game jokes
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
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Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.