Game jokes

Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"

What games would deaf people not be good at?

Simon says and Musical chairs.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.

Why did the tiger lose at poker?

Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

What do you call a fat midget?

Jigglypuff.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

What is the best game for a deaf person?

Charades.

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

The types you can have.

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

What game do emo kids love the most?

Hangman.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Why are Indians so good at football?

Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

2,996 kill streak, boom!

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Fortnite Battle Pass.