What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
