Game jokes
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Fortnite Battle Pass.