Game jokes
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Fortnite Battle Pass.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.