Game jokes
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Memes
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”