Game jokes
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
2,996 kill streak, boom!
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Fortnite Battle Pass.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.