Game jokes
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Memes
Black Black
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.