Furniture jokes

Helen Keller walked into a bar.

Then a table.

Then a chair.

How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?

Flip it upside down.

Government Briefing:

Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...

...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.

How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.

What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?

She rearranged all the furniture.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.