Furniture jokes

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"

A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other friend about what they must cherish.

One says he cherishes his family, the other cherishes his parents, and a man comes in, points at the chair and says, “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.

One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.

What do you call a chair that smokes weed?

A high chair.

You sat on a chair with Uranus.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?

On the COWch (couch).

What do chairs spend on the most?

Chair-ity.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

By rearranging the furniture.