Furniture jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Memes
Gotta go fast
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!