Remote memes

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"

Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."

Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"

Dad: "That isn't the remote."

*Weird background music*