Funny jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Abajo. Abajo who? I have abajo of water with me.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Day 3
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
*funny joke about dicks*
Jokes are rather funny.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!