Funny jokes
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
Stop, orphan joke!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨