Funny jokes

I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.

My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"

Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?

I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.

He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?

A. They're just in bad taste.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!

I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.

What instrument can a skeleton never play? An organ.

I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.

Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.

What do you call a un-funny rock?

A normal rock.

Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...

I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.

What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?

mummy