Funny jokes
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.
One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."
The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."
Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"
The not so smart Indian replies,
"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
How to write a joke?
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!