Funny jokes
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Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
my lil baby
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Donkeys are cool.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
I make baby mush.