Funny jokes
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.
One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."
The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."
Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"
The not so smart Indian replies,
"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Memes
this is so funny lol
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
How to write a joke?
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...