Funny jokes
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jill's real name is Randy.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.