"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Whats something yellow and cannot swim? A bus full of children
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
i am funny
Very funny battery joke.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Jokes are rathr funny
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
