Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawkins coffin
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world