Fruit jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.