what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
whats the diffrent between an othern and a apple tree
apples get picked
What did the salad say to pineapple
Lettuce be friends
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
Easy! Peesy! Lemon Squeezy! ๐๐
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? A cherry float.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.
Why arenโt apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?
What is the similarity between orphans and apples? They both get thrown out
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree
They toss and turn to the sound of Thunder, but I got watermelon to sooth my slumber!
If life gives you melons, you're proababli dyslexic
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What is the email password of a black person? watermelon
if I was to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crummy"
