Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Who here plays blox fruits?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Banana joke?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Fucking Fruit!
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.