Fruit Jokes

'Who was purple and wanted to rule the world? Alexander the Grape.'

It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.

I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)

People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.

if you throw it hard enough.

So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??

Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c

what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan

apple's are actualy picked

Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

What do cannibals call newborn babies Fresh fruit

What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree? An Orphan

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "

What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won

the WIENER

3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"