Fruit jokes
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.