They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
'Who was purple and wanted to rule the world? Alexander the Grape.'
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??
Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blue-berry.
what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan
apple's are actualy picked
Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂
What do cannibals call newborn babies Fresh fruit
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree? An Orphan
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
