Fruit jokes
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.