Fruit jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.