Fruit jokes

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

What do apples and depressed kids have in common?

They both hang on trees.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

An apple gets picked.

Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."

Walnut says, "I look like a brain."

Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."

Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"

Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples are actually picked.

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?

A. Lemon-aid.

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.

What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?

An orphan.

What do cannibals call newborn babies?

Fresh fruit.

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?

The wiener.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.

What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.