Fruit jokes
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Applesauce.
Thats a sussy Strawberry
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Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
I find bananas very appeeling.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do bananas wear into battle? Banana-rama!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.