Orange you glad to see me?
What's a priests fav fruit?
Cantaloupe
What is a vampireās favourite fruit?
A nectarine
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
- Come post!
What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... Heās been here for 16 years..
if u were a vegetable u would be a cute-cumber
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
My son said "what rhymes with orange"
i said "No it doesn't!!"
Where does the banana learn to split at Sunday school
If somebody gives you Lemons,cut them in half and do the Juice in his eyes.
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
What do grapes š love most about family?
Raisin kids!
banana
What call a shoe made out of a banana
A slipper
What did the Banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for, sheās going to eat me!
Can we make this post the most liked post on the website?? Here is a joke to help:
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
how do you make an apple turnover? you push it down a hill
Whatās the most artistic fruit
Vincent mango
