Fruit jokes
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show? He's got some "sweet" moves!
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Up your butt with a coconut!
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.