Fruit jokes
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.