If life gives you melons, you're proababli dyslexic
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What is the email password of a black person? watermelon
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
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What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What do you call a sad strawberry 🍓?
A blueberry.
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun? A Puneapple
what falls first from a tree an apple or and emo? the apple.. the emo just hangs there
what happens to grapes when you step on them? they wine
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass? fruit cake
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock? Glockomole
