What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Fruit Jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
