Fruit jokes
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.