Fruit jokes

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?

Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What did the salad say to pineapple?

"Lettuce be friends."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding only half a worm.

Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂

What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?

A porkypine!

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.