If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
Iβd make fun of transgender women, but thatβs low hanging fruit.
Whatβs the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! ππ
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
